December 2009
My Sweep Picking
Sloppy. :[
“THERE’S NO TIME FOR TRIGONOMETRY!”
– Prof P (my physics teacher, he’s a bamf)
walla walla sledgehammer
When having sex with a women in the standing position, at the moment of orgasm, the woman is piledriven into the floor.
urbandictionary.com
Ghandi's Flip Flop
The dry mouth after affect of a night on the beer
Kudos: urbandictionary.com
Booty Text
The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call.
Kudos: urbandictionary.com
Fuck You Imeem!
This is the LAST STRAW!
“Women? That’s slang for babes.”
– Johnny Bravo
“What do you know about my vision?! My vision would turn your world upside-down,...”
– Huey Freeman
“Clothes are overrated. Panties are the debated. Einstein, her head is the...”
– Lil Wayne
“You livin’ like you died before.”
– T-Pain 